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1. Track Two
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Hi! I'm Jake!
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I've been putting all our stuff on Craigslist- cause that's what people want: used poor people trash!
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3. Wedding Night
02:26
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I put her on a pedestal. She hated it up there so I let her back down.
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4. BEST Maiden Name Ever
01:25
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My wife's maiden name was fag.
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5. NC Marriage License
02:34
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We got married in North Carolina. Bruncle.
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6. Plane Lady
03:12
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You can't talk politics on a plane- cause I'm not allowed to slap you!
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8. Wreck
04:54
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Getting in a car wreck on the way to the DMV is like getting stabbed on the way to the flea market.
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I can find the bright side to anything. What's something negative? I'll tell you the bright side.
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10. Seizure The Day!
04:06
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I need my vest! It has pockets for everything I need, sunglasses, brand new condoms, used condoms, everything I need!
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12. Oprah Surprise
08:01
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We have this blanket, and it's Oprah's suckle blanket...
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If you're going to get a tattoo, get something that still means something to you when you're old.
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14. Thank Yous
08:03
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Nelson Blythe
Niki Mangin
Dale Heikes
Callie Sharon
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Callie Fagg and Jake Sharon talk about the positive side of her epilepsy.
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In this bonus track, Jake Sharon finds the positive sides to death and diabetes. Recorded on 03.29.19
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18. The 032814 Closer
03:36
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I caught something from the third place winner of a wet t-shirt contest. She got cash. I got a rash.
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Comedian Jake Sharon Austin, Texas
Jake Sharon is a silly, brain damaged goofyhead comedian. His improv background & years of clandestine mischief fuel his
manic outbursts on the stand-up stage.
He has worked w/ Jim Jefferies, Brian Regan, Jon Reep, Nick Vatterott, Kyle Kinane, Ben Kronberg, Shane Mauss, & David Alan Grier.
He's the host of The Battery Podcast. His antics have appeared on ESPN, Elimidate, & Reader'sDigest.com.
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