18. The 032814 Closer

from by Jake Sharon



In this encore track, Jake Sharon re-counts the story of how he caught a disease from the third-place winner of a wet t-shirt contest.


I caught something from the third place winner of a wet t-shirt contest. She got cash. I got a rash.


from The Wedding AlBUM, released September 29, 2014



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Comedian Jake Sharon Austin, Texas

Jake Sharon is a silly, brain damaged goofyhead comedian. His improv background & years of clandestine mischief fuel his manic outbursts on the stand-up stage.

He has worked w/ Jim Jefferies, Brian Regan, Jon Reep, Nick Vatterott, Kyle Kinane, Ben Kronberg, Shane Mauss, & David Alan Grier.

He's the host of The Battery Podcast. His antics have appeared on ESPN, Elimidate, & Reader'sDigest.com.
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