The Wedding AlBUM

by Jake Sharon

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Comedian Jake Sharon's goofy tribute to his amazing wife, Callie Sharon, recorded on 03.28.14 and 03.29.14. Released on their 2-year anniversary, o9.29.14


released September 29, 2014

Video & Audio Production by Voltaic Video | Director of Photography & Sound Engineer- Dustin Svehlak
Asst Camera- Mitch Mekulsia | Light & Sound- Mark Shoemaker | House Managers- Regina Soto
& Adriane Shown | “How Jake & Callie Met” Production by Christian Huey | CD & DVD Post Production, Editing, & Print Design- Jake Sharon

opening acts not featured on the CD:
John Buseman | Will Cleveland | Rob Gagnon

Recorded at The Institution Theater, Austin, Texas 03.28.14 & 03.29.14 ©2014

very special people:
Nelson Blythe | Niki Conidaris Mangin| Paige Erickson | Tam Frager| Shayna Flatowicz Farmer | Dale Heikes | Callie Sharon | Jen Stratman

special thanks to:
Christine Lederman | Rebecca Marsh | Macy Matarazzo | Denise Stone



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Comedian Jake Sharon Austin, Texas

Jake Sharon is a silly, brain damaged goofyhead comedian. His improv background & years of clandestine mischief fuel his manic outbursts on the stand-up stage.

He has worked w/ Jim Jefferies, Brian Regan, Jon Reep, Nick Vatterott, Kyle Kinane, Ben Kronberg, Shane Mauss, & David Alan Grier.

He's the host of The Battery Podcast. His antics have appeared on ESPN, Elimidate, & Reader'
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Track Name: 1. Track Two
Hi! I'm Jake!
Track Name: 2. Got Married (Craigslist Revisited)
I've been putting all our stuff on Craigslist- cause that's what people want: used poor people trash!
Track Name: 3. Wedding Night
I put her on a pedestal. She hated it up there so I let her back down.
Track Name: 4. BEST Maiden Name Ever
My wife's maiden name was fag.
Track Name: 5. NC Marriage License
We got married in North Carolina. Bruncle.
Track Name: 6. Plane Lady
You can't talk politics on a plane- cause I'm not allowed to slap you!
Track Name: 8. Wreck
Getting in a car wreck on the way to the DMV is like getting stabbed on the way to the flea market.
Track Name: 9. Positive Thinking 032814
I can find the bright side to anything. What's something negative? I'll tell you the bright side.
Track Name: 11. My Kickass Vest (Audio Version)
I need my vest! It has pockets for everything I need, sunglasses, brand new condoms, used condoms, everything I need!
Track Name: 12. Oprah Surprise
We have this blanket, and it's Oprah's suckle blanket...
Track Name: 13. Why Did I End This Way?
If you're going to get a tattoo, get something that still means something to you when you're old.
Track Name: 14. Thank Yous
Nelson Blythe
Niki Mangin
Dale Heikes
Callie Sharon
Track Name: Callie Fagg - 15. The Battery Podcast Episode 1
Callie Fagg and Jake Sharon talk about the positive side of her epilepsy.
Track Name: 17. Positive Thinking 032914
In this bonus track, Jake Sharon finds the positive sides to death and diabetes. Recorded on 03.29.19
Track Name: 18. The 032814 Closer
I caught something from the third place winner of a wet t-shirt contest. She got cash. I got a rash.